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Bubba Butt spent most of her morning arranging her tool belt so that her crack would peek out just a little over its top. This fairy earns her keep as part of the construction crew in the field. Got a broken blood vessel, a leaky sphincter? Bubba’s on the job. She takes perverse pride in armpit hair--it gives her a presence since a beard seems out of the question. She’s careless about her wings, frequently getting them pinched between boards or burned by hot rivets. She’s prone to ponder particularly puzzling problems.